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You know what a “smooshed sammich” is right? I was running late the other day and my coworker happened to see me making a smooshed sandwich and was very confused. She asked why I was smooshing my sandwich. I’m like, “haven’t you ever made a smooshed…

Well, I’m starting to try out contacts for my eyes. While I’m waiting to see the new eye muscle specialist ((he is apparently very busy)) I’m back to the original Optometrist for my actual vision issues. I hate wearing my glasses and riding a motorcycle…

It appears le blog is still being subjected to random brute force attacks. If you notice long load times or get a “500 internal server” error message, it is because I’m being timed out by the server to prevent it from crashing. ((Nifty little protection…